Automatic reply: Transfer window
I am currently out of the office, enjoying the fuck out of a long weekend in the Lake District. I will respond to your fucking email on Monday.
Kind regards (unless you're Simon Bird, in which case you can fuck off)
Joe Kinnear
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From: bwrao@outlook.com
To: jfk@nufc.co.uk
Subject: Transfer window
Sent: 31/01/2014, 12:37
Dear Joe
Please could you stop sitting on your arse, pull your finger out of it and get us a replacement for Dreamboat.
Yours sincerely
All at Black & White & Read All Over
Kind regards (unless you're Simon Bird, in which case you can fuck off)
Joe Kinnear
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From: bwrao@outlook.com
To: jfk@nufc.co.uk
Subject: Transfer window
Sent: 31/01/2014, 12:37
Dear Joe
Please could you stop sitting on your arse, pull your finger out of it and get us a replacement for Dreamboat.
Yours sincerely
All at Black & White & Read All Over
Labels: joe kinnear, newcastle, transfer window
2 Comments:
I'm sorry, but this implies that Joe knows what email is and can actually setup an out of office reply...
Fair point, Bob...
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