Ossie OK

It's good to hear that Ossie Ardiles is out of hospital following his car crash in the Falklands, with nothing more than stitches for a head wound. Of course, he already knows a bit about being involved in car crashes from his time as manager on Tyneside, having dismantled Jim Smith's side, drafted in a host of kids and guided us to the bottom of the second tier. Still, he remained a likeable character to whom we bore no ill will (unlike, say, Fat Sam) and we wish him well for his recovery.