Saturday, February 01, 2014

Automatic reply: Transfer window

I am currently out of the office, enjoying the fuck out of a long weekend in the Lake District. I will respond to your fucking email on Monday.

Kind regards (unless you're Simon Bird, in which case you can fuck off)

Joe Kinnear

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From: bwrao@outlook.com
To: jfk@nufc.co.uk
Subject: Transfer window
Sent: 31/01/2014, 12:37

Dear Joe

Please could you stop sitting on your arse, pull your finger out of it and get us a replacement for Dreamboat.

Yours sincerely

All at Black & White & Read All Over

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2 Comments:

Blogger Bob Mueser said...

I'm sorry, but this implies that Joe knows what email is and can actually setup an out of office reply...

2:35 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Fair point, Bob...

3:06 pm  

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