Court in the act

A few chickens coming home to roost for the Lone Ranger in the last couple of days* - first up before the beak on his assault charge and then found guilty of a homophobic tweet and fined £6000. Did he respond with contrition? No, of course not. It was his default Twitter response in such circumstances: "What a joke"...

(* Possibly the only time you'll come across references to our errant striker and chickens in a sentence where there's not also mention of Nando's.)