Sunday, February 19, 2012

Wor Al

May I introduce to you Black & White & Read All Over's new official mascot, Alan. Named in honour of Alan Shearer (obviously), she - yes, it's a she - sports a magnificent black-and-white-striped head. Her somewhat excessive facial plumage (which Paul argues would have made Sideshow Bob a more appropriate name) means she has difficulty seeing - no jokes about her having as much insight as her namesake, please. Fair to say that if she ever does show an interest in playing football competitively, her pre-match meal of choice won't be chicken and beans...




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