Quel surprise

Just when we want to put Saturday's dismal Cup exit behind us, along come the repercussions: an FA charge of violent conduct for Dreamboat. Guilty and he'll get a three-match ban - four if he appeals unsuccessfully. While it's true that in recent weeks he seems to have been unfairly targeted by opponents who've worked out he's a creative lynchpin, it's also true that his fuse doesn't seem to be that much longer than ASBO's. Something he needs to address, and sharpish.