The Incredible Sulk strikes again

It seems all is not rosy down on the English Riviera. I was under the impression that our old friend / source of interminable frustration Laurent Robert was doing a decent job for new side Portsmouth, but apparently not.

Not only has a section of fans been getting on his back, he also apparently stormed away from the Stadium of Shite this afternoon when told by Reggie Perrin that he'd only be among the substitutes. Temperamental and moody? Lui?

As a consequence, Robert finds himself up for sale - on eBay...

(Thanks to Simon for the link.)