Rivalling Sir Les?

Watching Soccer AM on Sky on Saturday, I was amused to hear Alan Shearer's thoughts on his team mates. Unsurprisingly he listed Steven Taylor as the best trainer, and Kieron Dyer as the biggest moaner at the club. However in response to the question "who is the longest in the shower?" our captain smiled knowingly and without hesitation said Titus Bramble.

Presumably that's because it takes him at least ten minutes just to wash his ample posterior.