A smashing signing?

Loic Remy might be being coy about the possibility of signing for us permanently, even though the Silver Fox has hinted that the terms of a deal with QPR are already in place (the Frenchman presumably holding out for a better move), but he's nevertheless clearly been carefully studying exactly what it takes to be a Newcastle player: with a rape charge already securely under his belt, he's now been involved in a motoring incident...