Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to court we go

With all the chaos at the club this week, it's easy to forget about the last person who was in the quasi-director of football's chair.

Thankfully though, the Poison Dwarf has done his bit to prove he's still around by suing fellow ex-board member Tony Jimenez over an investment made in a French golf resort.

Disappointingly, I'm not sure they can both lose out in a case which revolves around a sum of money roughly equivalent to ten weeks of the Xisco Kid's wages under the contract the two of them offered the Spanish "striker".