Quote of the day

"When everything's going well and you're scoring goals, you're the king of the town. You can drive at 340km/h, go to nightclubs, and no-one says anything. But as soon as things start going less well, tongues start to wag."

If his playboy braggadocio is anything to go by, we're even better off without Loic £emy than I thought.

Incidentally, he revealed in the same interview that he never actually wanted to leave Marseille in January, but found himself forced out against his will. Of course, there were then two choices: Newcastle or London, nightclubs and a sackload of cash...