Quote of the day

"It was more Big Fat Gypsy Wedding than our usual clientele... Staff at the marquee had to remove candelabras from the tables in case of a fire risk. There were people staggering around drunk and some were sprawled out over the tables."

Turns out that Danny Guthrie's search for a new club has coincided with a fairly eventful wedding celebration.

Reports suggest that Guthrie's bride was also punched in the face during the evening's frivolities. So perhaps not a day that she'll recall as her happiest in years to come.

Can't image that a "Danny Guthrie's wedding" theme week will be making its way on to the training ground canteen menu any time soon, so probably not much chance for a lobster thermidore food-fight between any of the players who weren't invited, or were otherwise engaged at the Euros.