Know Your Enemy

"I always thought John Bishop was the biggest comedian in the north west, but Dave Whelan seems to have taken that mantle over in the last couple of weeks."

Liverpool managing director Ian Ayre underlines that that charming old duffer Dave Whelan's been at it again - namely, sticking his nose into other clubs' business rather than minding his own. Good to know that he doesn't just shoot his mouth off about us, eh?