Riddle me this

So Ol' Cauliflower Face claims to be baffled as to why star striker Asamoah Gyan reneged on a promise to stay at the Stadium of Shite, fleeing the Dark Place for a loan move to UAE side Al-Ain. "Draw your own conclusions", he insisted. OK, Steve, we have...

Nice to see Niklas Bendtner getting his career with 5under1and off to a flyer too, by missing a sitter of a header as his new club went down 2-1 at home to Chelsea.