Forster first in the bath

Not a good afternoon for Fraser Forster, who chose a particularly inopportune moment to receive his first red card for Celtic: an Old Firm game in the Scottish Cup. Thankfully for our on-loan 'keeper, it didn't prove too costly, despite the simultaneous concession of a penalty which Rangers duly scored, as Celtic battled to force a replay.

By contrast, joy unconfined for the No-Necked Text Pest, who captained his hometown club to victory over bitter derby rivals Swansea, scoring the decisive goal from distance with barely five minutes left on the clock. Wonder if he'll be out on the town to celebrate?

Speaking of former strikers, click here to witness a fan's spectacularly unsuccessful attempt to burn a shirt in protest at Rocky's departure. If he needs tips on how to set things ablaze, he should get in contact with the person responsible for torching Rocky's Range Rover...