Where's Wally?

When it comes to footballers who you might imagine would be good at playing hide and seek, our old boy Mark Viduka wouldn't be very high up the list. But that's what Portsmouth manager Paul Hart has claimed of the player they signed nearly two months ago: "As far as I understand, the contractual negotiations went well, he was happy with the deal. That deal was done in the back-end of June - and he's still in Croatia".

It wouldn't be the first time Captain Pasty has gone missing in action (or missing in inaction), but you'd have thought he'd be easy enough to find - just follow the trail of crumbs...