You do the math

A quick maths lesson, courtesy of the Mirror:

Superb 45 minute substitute appearance by Tim Krul in a televised match watched by "millions"

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Interest in Krul from Arsenal four years ago

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A single quote, not even from the ubiquitous, mysterious club "source"/"insider"

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A lot of imagination and fanciful thinking

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The Gunners are on the brink of bidding for the Dutchman.

As you may have surmised, frankly I'm sceptical about all this. Of course, knowing our luck it'll turn out that the paper can do its sums after all, and just hasn't been showing its workings...