From Monkey's Heed to Ol' Cauliflower Face

Eagerly jumping into bed with the Mackems at the first opportunity? Let's be honest: behaviour that's not entirely consistent with professions of being a lifelong Newcastle and Newcastle Utd fan. But then since going into management Steve Bruce's understanding of the term "loyalty" could be best described as unique...

I'm not complaining, though: it gives us even more reason to dislike Ol' Cauliflower Face, means he won't pitch up on Tyneside (for the time being, at least) and may well result in Dave "Dignity" Whelan seeing his side relegated next year.