Quote of the day

"Joey has three years left on his contract at Newcastle. He doesn't want to leave."

Loveable agent Willie McKay speaking about his loveable client ASBO at the weekend. Strange, that - anyone would think the selfish, arrogant, spiteful, violent little tossbag was on £64,000 a week... Let's just hope he's soon forced to realise that the decision of whether to stay or go is not his to make.