It's not all over now

Little Saint Mick's Newcastle career may nearly be at an end, but not his career as a whole - at least that's the legal verdict that has awarded him undisclosed libel damages.

The Daily Express had claimed he was "finished", but on being swiftly contacted by his representatives the headline was changed to "Owen: I'm not finished". Those of us who witnessed Little Saint Mick's forlorn and anonymous (though admittedly service-free) last few performances for the club might beg to differ...