Somersaulting out of the Cup?

Oh joy.

Following my fervent prayers for Brentford or Hartlepool at home, this lunchtime's draw for the Fifth Round of the FA Cup has paired us with Chelsea.

OK so we can still beat anyone on home turf on our day and it's not a foregone conclusion, but we've got to fear for the fact that Shearer's going to retire in the summer having never lifted a trophy with his hometown club.

C'mon lads, it's up to you to surprise us.