Bling'll fix it

Listing amusing search engine referrals - a well-trodden path taken by those bloggers wishing to mask a lack of new content. But, hey, every now and again a real gem turns up...

"how to mend a tumble dyer"

Well, perhaps you'd be best consulting Paul Ferris and Derek Wright, mate, but I'd hazard a guess that the promise of a bottle of Cristal, some more "ice" and a brand spanking new Ferrari would do the trick.