Going Pottery?

Apparently the only club to make an approach for Bellamy so far is Stoke City.

Maybe the thought of running out in the Championship serenaded by fans singing Tom Jones numbers is one which is appealing to our little dummy spitter, and might even compel him to forego a large transfer pay off and actually request he be allowed to leave.

After all, it's the best chance he's got of playing football again this season, unless he apologises.