"His lion-esque barnet ponytailed into obedience, the moustache bristling like a WWI Colonel"

Over on Hobo Tread, Skif is thrilled to have had a close encounter with a former Toon defensive colossus: "it was a great thrill just to walk within a couple of feet of Brian 'Killer' Kilcline as he contemplated a saveloy and a bag of chips. Ever the athlete".