Talent spotting JFK style

From Alan Oliver, writing in yesterday's Sunday People, came evidence that JFK is actually doing his job: namely, scouting for new talent we could potentially add to our ranks. At a recent League Cup match between Birmingham and Swansea, he's reported to have made very enthusiastic noises to a Blues official about the prospect of signing their young left winger. Sadly for JFK's already less-than-stellar reputation, he was then informed that said left winger was Shane Ferguson, currently on loan from us. As if further proof were needed that the man is a complete and utter fuckwit...