It's a cover-up

So it seems the club have cottoned onto the perverse fashion for adult onesies. Can they seriously see them catching on on the terraces? Still, I suppose they expected Geordie men to puff their chests out in bright pink shirts not so very long ago, so you never know.

I wonder whether wearing black and white from head to toe in this way would make you a potential target for the marvellous Full-Kit Wanker Twitter feed?