Dave the brave

Poor David Ginola, who's suffered nasty injuries in a skiing accident. The damage he's done to his neck and collarbone presumably means he won't be doing much tossing of that luxuriant mane and exclaiming "Because you're worth it" for the foreseeable future.

Slightly strange to read the comments of a "friend": "He's very fit and strong and, like most men, he'll be brave." You could associate many things with Ginola the player, but bravery would most certainly not be one of them...

All the best for a swift recovery, David - hopefully you'll be back jousting with Lee Dixon on the Match Of The Day 2 sofa before too long.