Quote of the day

"Newcastle manager Alan Pardew could be the next Premier League boss to lose his job after accepting responsibility for the Magpies’ respectable start to the season."

Before you join the ranks of humourless Mags mouthing off in the comments, it's called satire. Perhaps that's what happens when you're never sure whether you should be laughing or crying...

But if you stubbornly refuse to find anything funny about that article, at least Ol' Cauliflower Face's Mackems are good for a chuckle.