Quote of the day

"I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid. It wouldn't be a problem for me to manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time. Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn't be a problem. It's not a problem to take me into the higher reaches of the Champions League or Premier League and would make my job a lot easier in winning it."

Yes, it's the latest drivel to exit Fat Sam's fat gob. He's since claimed - somewhat implausibly for a serial fantasist - that his comments were "tongue in cheek". The closest he'll ever get to any of them is by playing Championship Manager...