Relocation, relocation, relocation

In recent seasons Nobby Solano's flitted from club to club (West Ham, Larissa, Universitario de Deportes, Leicester and now Hull). A good thing he's a fan of relocation, relocation, relocation then - as one of his Tyneside houses has been repossessed by his mortgage company. He's apparently also racked up another hefty debt with the Bank of Scotland, so don't be surprised if you see a busking trumpeter on the streets of Gosforth.

In other Toon-related legal matters, Peter Lovenkrands has been fined but spared a driving ban for doing 60mph in a 30mph zone on his way to training in May. The contrite and clearly sheepish Dane told the sentencing magistrates: "I want to say I’m really sorry for what I have done and for taking up your time today". Might a new nickname be in order? Speedy Gonzalez, perhaps?