Nou must be joking?

One from the YOU WHAT?! department: the Mirror's Simon Bird reckons that Barcelona are eyeing up Steven Taylor.

While there's a fair chance he might leave in the summer (not least because of the fall-out from his training ground disagreement with Bigger Lad), the Nou Camp would be a bizarrely unlikely destination. Is he really any better than anyone the Catalans already have? No, not even close. Perhaps, in light of tonight's Champions League game against Inter, it's his occasional penchant for amateur dramatics that's caught the eye?