Quote of the day

"In a Geordie man's life there are three important things - football, drink and women - and that's the order. It means so much to them down there and they deserve so much better."

Former Toon forward Darren Jackson, now an agent busy talking up our purported interest in his client Rangers striker Kris Boyd, strays perilously close to Fat Fred and Douglas Hall territory and making insinuations about Geordie women. Or was he talking about Brown Ale?