Coles to Newcastle?

Moat better watch out he doesn't get pipped to the post by Cheryl Cole, who told Real Radio this morning that she'd buy the club herself if she had the funds. But before all rushing out and buying up Girls Aloud's back catalogue three times over, bear in mind that even that might not bring about the end of the Ashley era - the original caller suggested she might like to install her hubby at left-back, and she didn't deny it...

(Thanks to Tim for the link.)