2 + 2 = 4?

Take one claim:
ex Spurs manager and current Real Madrid caretaker boss Juande Ramos has said he'd been offered a return to the Premier League.

And take another fact: with temporary manager JFK absent from the bench - on doctors' orders rather than enforced by the FA, for a change - leaving Chris Hughton (who has no managerial experience) and new recruit Colin Calderwood (who left Forest bottom) in charge, we're currently more or less rudderless.

Add them together and what have you got? Yes, that's right: Ramos to Newcastle. Couldn't it just as well be Portsmouth?

Supposing there's an ounce of truth in this, I'd say we could certainly do worse. At Spurs Ramos may have tinkered too much, suggesting he had no clear idea of his best team, but he still deserves plenty of respect for the job he did at Sevilla. That said, he would need to be the VERY Special Juande to sort us out long-term...