It wasn't me

Another week, another FA charge of improper conduct for JFK to add to his ever-growing collection, this time for the touchline fracas with Hull manager Phil Brown last Wednesday. If only we were garnering points with such regularity, eh Joe?

"I don't know whether my reputation precedes me, but if you look at the video, all I did was stand my ground, I didn't do anything else", he said, as butter steadily melted. "Don't point the finger at me" seems to be his new line of argument for everything...