Get 'em while they're young

Paul's not quite correct in saying we haven't made any signings in the transfer window - in the last week we did secure the services of one player. Safe to say that Gazza's seven-year-old nephew Cameron is one for the future, though... In the past we've agreed with Mike Ashley on the importance of snapping up the most promising talents on our own doorstep before others get their hands on them, so hopefully this will bear fruit, even if it is in 2020.

The youngster's most impressive feat in his footballing career to date is scoring 22 goals in a half-hour game. Suffice to say that if we could find someone to do that in the first team then we wouldn't be out of the cups and battling against relegation.