The return departure of the King

They said he wouldn't last. Well, Kevin Keegan's outlasted his fake counterpart, who yesterday called time on The Return Of The King. Quitting - how very Keegan-esque...

The site's author may have attracted abuse from some quarters, but I at least took his ramblings in good spirit as very often being on the money - not that satirising a club as shambolic and hapless as ours is particularly difficult, of course...

Anyway, as a tribute to the now-defunct site, I think we should start referring to Joey Barton as ASBO.