Happy birthday!

Congratulations to Paul and Lisa, and a very warm welcome to the world for Newcastle's youngest supporter, Benjamin, born in the early hours of this morning - much to the surprise of his dad, who, being at home rather than in hospital, had to help out with the delivery. Apparently this primarily involved catching, but fortunately he showed a pair of hands as safe as Shay's.

Needless to say, you'll just have to make do with my witterings for the foreseeable future, as I understand this fatherhood malarkey swallows up time and energy like Fat Pat Kluivert used to swallow up Greggs pastries...