Top Gera

A sigh of relief and a round of applause for West Brom's Zoltan Gera, whose injury-time goal keeps the Mackems bottom of the table and extends their hilariously long run without a Premiership win. Without Gera's headed equaliser, they would have sent us bottom - and how the Great Unwashed would have loved that. So thanks to Gera for urinating all over their chips. Unlucky lads.

Of course, the fact that we could have found ourselves at the foot of the table just brings home the need for at least a point from tomorrow's game at Ewood Park.