Friday, September 16, 2005

Quote of the day

"I shook her hand and I was just looking at her tits".

Michael Owen overheard talking to Alan Shearer shortly after meeting Anna Friel at last night's premiere of 'Goal!', according to that bastion of journalistic integrity The Sun. Nice to see his clean-as-a-whistle family man image has already bitten the dust within three weeks of his arrival on Tyneside. He'll fit right in.

Fat Fred obviously seems to be pinning his hopes on the success of the film and the subsequent global exposure that'll give the club. All fine and well, but I'm still concerned it'll make us look even more ridiculous than we already do. Time to start getting things right on the pitch in reality rather than in fiction, eh lads?


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