Neigh bother

Time for some light relief, courtesy of Paul's friend Brian, a Ronny Gill reporter who has branded this "the best story I've written, ever". Given the nag's apparent penchant for watching teams in black and white stripes, it's lucky it didn't unwittingly wander into St James' Park on derby day. Were it to show up at our next home game, though, that would be nicely poetic: a horse watching a bunch of donkeys playing pony-and-trap football...