Black and white and green all over

At last, we've been hailed as world beaters! Not at football, obviously - no, as TBW mentioned in passing during her report on Monday's game, we can claim to be the world's first carbon positive football club.

Facilities manager Eddie Rutherford has said: "It's all about savings, savings, savings. The less energy we use, the less carbon we emit and the less impact we have on the environment, both locally and globally." So we can just assume that Big Lad has just been showing serious environmental sensitivity over the years, then...

The article lists "behavioural changes within the operational staff" as one of the key initiatives to have contributed to the achievement. I wonder whether these behavioural changes extend as far as the Lone Ranger staying out of trouble?