No reign in Spain for Fatty

Fat Fred must be wishing he'd laid off the lard. He huffed and puffed but seems to have been beaten in the race to buy Real Mallorca by a man nicknamed 'The Plumber'. While Fatty's out of breath, fans of the Spanish side - the hosts of the pre-season tournament we're competing in next month - will be breathing a sigh of relief that he won't be getting his pudgy mitts on their club.