The Messiah - or just a very naughty boy?

A new blog on our radar: The Return Of The King. Here's a sample extract:

"Mike called last night. Said he caught the second half and that he openly wept at the nostalgia of watching a Newcastle team plough on with total disregard to defending a lead. He didn't say anything about bragging rights over Steve Gibson. There's only one chairman who he hates, and that is Whelan. At our first meeting in Glasgow, he told me that he didn't give a shit about winning the Champions League or the Premiership or the Cup. He just wants to hammer Wigan every game and if that meant chasing them down to the Championship or below, he didn't care. Apparently they fell out about shoes"

Satire, I believe they call it.

(Thanks to the commenter going by the name of Mick McKenzie's Ghot for the link.)