F-f-f-flippin' great

The A-Z Of Football on Cheer Up Alan Shearer has reached the letter F - you can read the latest installment, complete with contributions from both myself and Paul, here.

We all continue to look at the game from peculiar angles, and Skif's effort is particularly inspired, not least because it contains the following sentence: "You might also be willing to risk running the gauntlet of getting through the 90 minutes without attempting to erode your zip fly with a sudden goal-propelled jet of backed-up russet-hued urine".