You can take the boy out of Newcastle...

In a time of darkness, a rare ray of light.

Michael Chopra may no longer ply his trade for us (or, rather, for our reserves) but he still seems keen to curry favour with fellow Geordies. Following a nightmare showing in front of goal against Derby on Saturday, Chops last night rediscovered the form that has taken him to the top of the Championship scoring table, firing his new side Cardiff to victory over the Mackems.

Of course, Chops is no stranger to scoring vital and dramatic goals at the Stadium of Shite...