Deja vu?

Away from what has rapidly become a depressing World Cup (England lose on penalties, and we lose our main striker for months), it's reassuring to know that some things never change.

Apparently, one time Newcastle striker and all-round gob-shite Craig Bellamy has been charged by police following an assault on a 19-year-old girl in a Cardiff nightclub last March.

So it isn't only Bobby who couldn't keep Bellamy out of trouble then...