Quote of the day

"He is walking a bit like John Wayne at the moment. He was struggling to move without pain, let alone run. But he is very embarrassed about this coming out".

I should think he is. A "club insider" on Sunderland striker Kevin Kyle, currently suffering from a, er, private agony after his baby son Max kicked a jug of boiling water into his lap. Mackems aren't even liked by their own offspring, it seems.