Ships that didn't pass in the night

When was the last time you thought you spotted googly-eyed former Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier on the streets of Worcester, but it turned out it wasn't him after all?

More to the point, when was the last time that happened and you composed a poem about it?

Good work Phill. I imagine that after the horror of the Bewdley Whirlwind, the sighting of a Houllier lookalike would make front page news.