"Shit ground, no fans"

The Top Ten Shittest Football Grounds In Britain, according to The Observer. Nice to see that south coast hell-hole Fratton Park (Premier League? You're very much having a laugh, my friends, with only three roofs...) and Stamford Bridge ("Where do this mob get the brassnecked spivvery to charge visiting fans £52 (Manchester Utd) and £48 (Newcastle) for a view not dissimilar to watching the match through a letterbox?") are both featured.

(Thanks to Inspector Sands of All Quiet In The East Stand for the link.)